modern revelation

Your dog is not smarter than my honor student. I don't care how smart you THINK your schnauzer is, it cannot be smarter than an honor student. Your dog may be intuitive but it has nothing compared to a student who is on the honor role. Your shi tzu can not write an essay or compete in a spelling bee. The only thing your dog can do is kiss your butt. So he can sleep in your bed. An honor student will kiss your butt. But it is frowned upon to let him sleep in your bed. Even if it is just to warm your feet. A dog cannot tutor other students. Nor can it do extra credit. In conclusion, dogs are not people and you only look ignorant when you claim they are.