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Thank garfunkle it's friday. That's right. It's friday. I take this day to thank art garfunkle for, not only, blessing us with this wonderful holiday but for creating sweet harmonies with his good friend, paul simon. That's right. Art garfunkle did indeed create tgif. Thursday, october 6th, 1978. The first tgif. There was a feast. I consisted of pot roast and horseradish. Not a huge banquet but he made the best out of what he had. That's why today we celebrate every friday as a holiday. A lot of people party on friday nights. I usually don't because I work the next day. Not this week, friends. Day. Off. Thus a celebration of friday mirth. My idea of a good time is not the same as other peoples. Many will go out and drink and get stupid, throw up on themselves and repeat that process the next day. No thank you. Ill show you a good time. I have so much fun on my days off it should be illegal. Jess will be scrapbooking tonight so thomas and I will be having a mans night. We start off on the couch. Sweatpants are NOT optional. You wanna come to my party? Get them sweats on. Tonights feature film will be "the searchers" with john wayne. I've been on an unexpected western film recently. I used to hate all things country. But I've been enlightened. I enjoy western films. Cowboys that involve themselves in gang activity. Shootouts, barfights, ragtime, and all other things that go along. What I don't like is the rich kids that rock a stetson and a pair of snakeskin boots and call themselves country. Daddy buys them an f150 and they think they're so cool; blarin big and rich. Or the nascar junkies who think dale jr. Is the best thing since his daddy who happened to be the best thing since budweiser and the gun rack. Now don't get me wrong. I don't hate all nascar fans. I've got some good friends who watch nascar. I can't tell them it's lame. They love it. But for those who aren't my friends I think you're idiots. THEY'RE JUST GOING LEFT! If they had machine guns mounted on the top of their cars that'd be different. If they were shootin each other id be all about that. But until then ill stick to watching my pasta boil. Way more entertaining. Anyway. Back to my friday. By the way actually. You see that republican gop for mccain last night? Im going to pretend you said yes because I can't hear you. Bomb. For those of you who aren't as hip as me that is a good thing. I used to be probama but I've changed my ways. I may be a flip flopper but I've looked into it and im thinkin mccain is my man. I got into my head that he was incompetent and I've discovered he's just a stud. I like his energy plan and im lovin palin's idea on teaching creationism in schools. Because, really? Why are we teaching evolution? These lame left wing queers need to get over themselves. I mean whatever. Teach both. Who cares? But parents should be able to choose. I mean, I don't need people shovin evolution bs down thomas' throat. I don't care if people believe in it. Do what you want. Have fun in hell. Give hitler a kick in the groin for america. You do your thing and let me do mine. Who cares if a kid wants to pray in school. Or say god in the pledge. We don't bust your chops for kissing other women. Get over it. Anyway. Friday. Trevor, my dear brother, is having his eagle project tonight. I think he's the first hatch in 20 years to get his eagle. Maybe more. Im pretty proud of him. And he's going to college in the fall. Doing a good job he is. Anyway, we'll probably be there helpin him, me and thomas. So that will be a good time. And then. More western films. Im thinking "fistful of dollars". Happy friday, friends.