Things i have been thinking about lately. Paul Rudd. Doots. Juxtapose. what do these words have in common? nothing.
Paul Rudd (pictured left) has become a very popular actor. His new feature film, I Love You, Man, is breaking record box office numbers. Its the highest grossing comedy ever. (Facts not from reliable source) But. i think that he has gone downhill. i think his highest moment was...having a mustache. (pictured below)
I'm old fashioned in thinking that a mustache is an incredibly funny and ironic way to say "Im a man. I have chest hair. Lets date." One day i hope to have a powerful, commanding mustache...
-Next. Doots. the bane of my existence. that man is the only thing that stands between me, a quiet uninhabited state, and a pair of sweats. if it werent for him i would be living my life happily in the country. This is what i picture him to look like.
A crazed alchoholic. If youre wondering where i found this picture of Doots, i will tell you. i google-imaged "alchoholic cox" and this came up. Doots has a book.
I dont want to talk about doots anymore. i dislike him AND his stinky green car.
-The word 'juxtapose'. i have no way to use it. but i love it.
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2 comments:
You are not far off in your imaginary depiction of Dutes. I'll pray for his destruction.
wowza! good find with the doots book
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